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She's Going Down That 2 Way Street (Denise Richards) Thank the sweet lord she's going down that 2-way street, I guess we'll call her vegeterian because she's swearing off meat, It seems with each passing day she finds guys more and more of a bore, And her craving grows stronger to eat off a shaggy, bristled carpet floor, Oh it would be such a pity if she got that gay lifetime subscription, And her sweet saline sacks became just Neve Campbell's description, But if that did ever happen, let me be the first to volunteer, To give her a good night of sexing and get her lesbo head clear, Because her slim young stripper body truly isn't the norm, And god she'd look so good in a bloodied girl scout uniform, I've honestly always wanted a white prize for a lifetime soul mate, So hopefully she'll comply and avoid the same fate as the great Sharon Tate, Just keep this in mind the next time she crawls into a warm bed, Any moment I could appear with a pitchfork and silk stocking on my head. Home |
