| Rehab Afterthought (Drew Barrymore) She enjoyed the career of a young star, but a life of manic distortion, And all along she deserved a paddle spanking of truly epic proportions, She broke through as a child in a somewhat succesful alien flick, But her newfound stardom would soon leave her liver very frowned and sick, A full blown alcoholic at nine, her tender innocent life had no real meaning or direction, But that didn't stop "Irreconciliable Differences" from being part of my evergrowing sideroom collection, Unfortunately, her mother Jade wasn't worried about consoling her in times of sadness and tears, She was too busy unveiling those lactose nurishers that fed her through the "Firestarter" years, However, things finally turned around once she followed her mother's seedy way, By exposing herself in Playboy and hinting at possibly being a little gay, So now she's all grown up with a rejuvenated career and a newfound zest for life, That's why she'd look so perfect in a ballerina costume caressing the bloodied edge of the OJ knife. Home |
