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One Hot Tamale (Jennifer Lopez) Oh bonita Jennifer, with that silky, suave caramel skin, It's only with you that I feel God will allow me to sin, First catching my eye in a tribute to that chicana goddess 'Selena', The scene of your burial is what really made me laugh like a hyena, The way you lip synched her songs and shook those erringly similar butt cheeks, I just hope it's wiped cleanly everyday and you don't emit any B.O. that reeks, Because your chimichanga enhanced ass is truly heaven sent, So much in fact, it made me spontaneously pitch a grande tent, I know your mucho caliente body may be poisonous burrito affected, But I'd still sex you up even if herpes simplex 3 were detected, So come into my loving arms you sultry, luscious latin queen, And we'll soil Puff Daddy's bedsheets like you've never seen, However if for some reason you find it proper to reject my loving embrace, Then you'll see my smile and love grow wider as I happily shower you in mace. Home |
