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The Alaskan Diamond (Jewel) Oh my ravishing eskimo, with skin so delicately smooth and fair, You entice me with those lovely brown eyes and fake blonde hair, It quickly became love at first sight, I really must confess, When I saw those 2 big bulging volcanoes sitting atop your chest, In fact you don't really have any serious faults to mention, But a trip to a dentist's office wouldn't be out of the question, However I'm sure that your snaggletooth is quickly forgettable, Once I get you yodeling in bed after tearing off your edibles, Your poor upbringing consisted of performing at seedy bars and frozen streets, And I won't bother to ask what you did to for money to make ends meet, Unfortunately I can't offer you sparkling diamonds and rich, lavish meals All I can afford to give is some decent 'On the Border' coupons and deals, Perhaps one day we'll get together and go back to your snow covered state, Where a juicy penguin head would look abnormally appetizing on my plate. Home |
