A Little Sexiness Can Go a Long Way
                                             (Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon AKA Madonna)

                                            Once she was merely a young Italian dancer, very unsoiled and free,
                                   Until she exposed those pale white mammaries for all the world to see,
                                     And "So what!" she said with a devilish smile and mischievous grin,
                                        Thereby leaving us all to wonder just where has that mouth been,
                               Many critics say your sex drive can at times be too overgenerous and nice,
                               But were you on crack when you gave up the grex to that spare Vanilla Ice,
                                   Or how about the time you and Rodman had that steamy little affair,
                               Did you really like him or was he just part of some seedy "Truth or Dare"?,
                             Maybe he was just what you thought would be the perfect male sperm donor,
                              And perhaps you'd be right if you didn't mind taking an Aids infected boner,
                              Despite that I'd still partake, eventhough your pits were at times a bit hairy,
                              And I still say you've been a fine namesake for our sweet, clean Virgin Mary,
                                        In fact there's one thing you've done that on my scale rates a 10,
                                      The night you shared your friendly ovaries with a fellow Mexican,

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