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Blue Love (Smurfette) As far back as I can remember, one thing always gave me joy, Seeing that horny little, blonde-haired, smurfy sex toy, I was probably 7 or 8 when she first caught my childish attention, And I imagined her and Handy doing things to naughty to mention, Or maybe envisioning those tiny white high heels and shapely sun dress, On the floor of papa smurf's mushroom house as they lock in a seedy caress, Perhaps the story of Baby smurf's mysterious conception is something to private to tell, But I thought it was beautiful when you knocked boots with Brainy under the bleeding eye of Gargamel, Despite all this promiscous behavior, I'd still make her my bride, Pending of course she lay in boiling holy water to purify her inside, Unfortunately, now it seems that dreamy ocean shade in lovers I've grown to expect, Which is why I sometimes strangle my ex-wife to get that same blue and exciting effect, Home |
