Wynona
                                                (Wynona Ryder )

                                                           Oh Wynona, your acting's not that bad,
                                                      But when I look in your eyes they seem so sad,
                                                            Could it be that 'Alien 4' was a dud,
                                         Or because you share the same name as that cowheart Judd,
                                                       Or maybe it's a moment in your tragic history,
                                                   When in school your gender was always a mystery,
                                                        Or is it that your man has left you for another,
                                                   Just give me his name and his windpipe I'll smother,
                                            Because when it comes to big name lovers you've had your fill,
                                                    So please give me a chance or I'll be forced to kill,
                                                 And believe me killing for another wouldn't be a first,
                                                 There's been a long line of other's I've had to disperse,
                                                 So please spare me your rejection or I'll surely croak,
                                                   With a glass of liquid drano poured down my throat.

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